Area eccentric reads entire book

Categories: Books, Humor

From Fire & Knowledge, this lovely article from The Onion, headlined Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book:

Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator Philip Meyer looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there’s more to this 27-year-old than first meets the eye: Meyer has recently finished reading a book.

Even outdoors, Meyer can’t seem to think of anything better to do than flip through some American classic.

Yes, the whole thing.

“It was great,” said the peculiar Indiana native, who, despite owning a television set and having an active social life, read every single page of To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee….

Meyer, who never once jumped ahead to see what would happen and avoided skimming large passages of text in search of pictures, first began his oddball feat a week ago. Three days later, the eccentric Midwesterner was still at it, completing chapter after chapter, seemingly of his own free will.

“The whole thing was really engrossing,” said Meyer, referring not to a movie, video game, or competitive sports match, but rather a full-length, 288-page novel filled entirely with words. “There were days when I had a hard time putting it down.”

I’m LOLing. :)

 

Comments

 
1. The Kitten

I’m a little confused…is this supposed to be sarcastic or a joke or something?

 
2. rikker

Yes, Kitten. The Onion may be America’s Finest News Source, but it’s also the best satire on the planet, frankly.

Another good one:
Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations of Tolerance.
It’s genius. I’m astounded.

 
3. David

Wait….I think I know him.

 
4. David

The Onion is great. Have you heard of the Sugar Beet? We used to get the print editions at Special Collections but the blog is pretty good too. It’s LDS-based humor and satire that at times is borderline sacreligious, but is really funny and often gets to the point of Mormonisms little quirks and foibles. Besides, it’s good to laugh at yourself every now and then.

 
5. David

Oh….and info on Worldwide Book Drive is on my blog. I’m writing an article about it for the LSSA newsletter and probably for a professional library magazine as well.

 
6. Ben

Kitten: Thankfully it is a joke, because if the world were in such a state that this could be straight news, I would roll over dead. :)

Rikker: :)

David: I’ve heard of the Sugar Beet but haven’t read any of it — I’ll have to check it out. And thanks for the heads-up on the WWBD, too. :)

 

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